Sunday, September 19, 2004

What if it's burned out?

I don't take any credit for this, although I think it's funny. I found it posted as an anony mouse comment on another web site I visited:

How Many Members of the Bush Administration are Needed To Replace a Dim Light Bulb? Answer: SEVEN: 1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced 2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb 3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb 4) One to arrange invasion of a country rumored to have a secret light bulb stockpile 5) One to meet with Vice President Cheney and figure a way to pay Halliburton Industries $100,000 per lightbulb 6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit wrapped in an American flag 7) And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country


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